count the things wrong with this picture
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I have been trying to think of solutions to this problem
1) Walk around with scissors and snip them when I see them
2) Bring suspenders back to prevent low rise pants from dipping too low
3) Put out a medical report that says extensive thong wearing decreases sensation […]
Welcome to the Sunset Strip, home of the all natural.
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
Why waste all of that space between the neck and the chest. Fill it all in with breast. Don’t hold back. Hey, if you’re paying for it, you might as well get the most out of your money. Get four of them if […]
We really need to work harder on depriving our fetuses of oxygen while they are developing major organs and brain synapses. This woman is clearly doing her part, but how about you? Do you really want a world full of people who can think for themselves? Ha! That’s the last thing we need. STOP INTELLIGENCE […]
Betsey Johnson, you’re a whore.
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
Please girls, don’t fall into this stupid trap where being promiscuous is cool and popular. Wearing sexual inuendos on your t-shirt does not make you more attractive. It makes people respect you less. Perhaps you can try other ways to be attractive that are more self respecting, like […]
I bet it says “KLOUN” on his cup, or some ridiculous mangling of his name
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4 more months and he’ll have back dreads
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
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dog in a hat
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I am not opposed to dressing dogs in clothing. Dogs in LA are probably feeling a lot of pressure from supermodel dogs in Petco ads and Purina Dog Chow commercials, and they have a strong desire to impress just like their owners do. But for the love of God, […]
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