count the things wrong with this picture
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I have been trying to think of solutions to this problem
1) Walk around with scissors and snip them when I see them
2) Bring suspenders back to prevent low rise pants from dipping too low
3) Put out a medical report that says extensive thong wearing decreases sensation in the area
4) Start a new movement where the thong = oppression and have a few “activists” like Angelina Jolie burn them on camera so everyone follows suit
5) Post photos of them on the internet so people can see how dumb they look
Welcome to the Sunset Strip, home of the all natural.
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
Why waste all of that space between the neck and the chest. Fill it all in with breast. Don’t hold back. Hey, if you’re paying for it, you might as well get the most out of your money. Get four of them if you want.
We really need to work harder on depriving our fetuses of oxygen while they are developing major organs and brain synapses. This woman is clearly doing her part, but how about you? Do you really want a world full of people who can think for themselves? Ha! That’s the last thing we need. STOP INTELLIGENCE BEFORE IT DEVELOPS. For a brighter future.
Betsey Johnson, you’re a whore.
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
Please girls, don’t fall into this stupid trap where being promiscuous is cool and popular. Wearing sexual inuendos on your t-shirt does not make you more attractive. It makes people respect you less. Perhaps you can try other ways to be attractive that are more self respecting, like getting bags of saline surgically implanted into your chest or bleaching all of the color out of your hair until it breaks off. Then women will finally start to move forward.
I bet it says “KLOUN” on his cup, or some ridiculous mangling of his name
dog in a hat
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I am not opposed to dressing dogs in clothing. Dogs in LA are probably feeling a lot of pressure from supermodel dogs in Petco ads and Purina Dog Chow commercials, and they have a strong desire to impress just like their owners do. But for the love of God, since the dog probably doesn’t have a ton of credit on its Visa and needs you to do the shopping, do it a favor and pick out some clothes from this decade so it isn’t humiliated.
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In case you can’t read it, this is what it says:
For everything you have…
U.S. Veterans Paid the Proce
This Debt you Can’t Repay
Be Grateful for their Sacrifice
Liberals/Leftists & ACLU Members are Genetically Challenged
THE ENEMY WITHIN: ISLAM – A.C.L.U. – A.B.A. – N.E.A.
LIBERAL MEDIA – HOLLYWOOD – 95% of LAWYERS & JUDGES
95% of COLLEGE PROFS. – 85% of COLLEGE STUDENTS
98% of POLITICIANS AND OTHER MISC. VERMIN
He’s driving a Toyota
