Please note the matching pink Bluetooth headset, originally uploaded by Malingering.
One of these days I will stop one of these people who is barking at the top of their lungs into their little headset and I will flip them over and shove it up their ass, and until they pass their bowels they will hear this incessant one-sided conversation consisting 40% of “can you hear me? are you there?” which they can’t participate in and then they will know exactly how I feel when I am standing next to them at the stoplight.