The best part of this whole setup, which doesn’t show up in the photo, is that he had put money into the motorcycle so the whole time it’s making this “vroom vroom!” sound and rocking back and forth. And he’s chatting away on some business type call as if he were in an office. He […]
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Originally uploaded by Malingering.
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.There are these Goth kids who stand around on the Santa Monica Pier all day playing Dance Dance Revolution. They’ve clearly memorized every single song on there - but isn’t that sort of un-Gothlike? Aren’t they supposed to be sitting in the corner of their dark bedrooms writing poetry by candlelight and feeding seeds to […]
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1) This guy parked like this WHILE I was getting out of my car, nearly taking off my door.
2) This guy saw I was having trouble getting out of my car without hitting his, but he just turned off the ignition and got out
3) There were about 548973498 other empty parking spots in the lot, […]
This woman brought her DOG in her backpack into the recovery room of a major hospital. She was visiting her relative who just had surgery. That is so brilliant. Bring an animal who licks his butt after he craps and let him hang out in a room full of freshly open wounds.
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Stupid Hummer, originally uploaded by Malingering.
I risked life and limb for this. The guy in the Hummer was about to back out and I felt certain if he saw me taking this he would have run right over me because we all know people who drive Hummers have no brains and no feelings and are […]
Please note the matching pink Bluetooth headset, originally uploaded by Malingering.
One of these days I will stop one of these people who is barking at the top of their lungs into their little headset and I will flip them over and shove it up their ass, and until they pass their bowels they will hear […]
This is a jackass who would rather play beach ball than watch the game going on behind him.
These are the people who stand up (thus blocking my view of the plate) to hit the beach ball.
They do not stand up to
1) cheer for the home run
2) root root root for the home team
3) let people […]