Malingering’s World

The fun thing about Halloween in LA is not all of the fun costumes or wild festivities but the challenge of figuring out who is in costume and who isn’t.

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I want to start a jean ripping business. I think it would be a good outlet for any sort of destructive tendencies I may have. Since on average the jeans with holes cost twice the jeans without holes, I figure $7/rip is a reasonable price.

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What is up with grown-up people carrying backpacks that look like the stuffed animal of a 4 year old? If this is some sort of sophisticated recycling program then kudos to the environmentalists but instead I see it as a strange regression to less responsible and more carefree days, which is nice and all, except […]

Apparently yesterday there were open call auditions for Janice Dickinson’s model show on Oprahs’ TV network. Now I don’t know Janice Dickinson’s life story, and I didn’t read her book but what I do know is that she has had a bazillion plastic surgeries and she brags about all of her sexual conquests and all […]

A Flickr user pointed out this article to me, which reminded me of this photo I took last year. These weren’t the most scandalous of costumes, but they were the only ones I felt okay about taking photos of. Some of the other costumes (for 8 year olds) made me feel like I was dirty […]

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it was soooo cold. we had to put on shoes and our wooly hats. the temperature dropped to like 63 degrees.

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