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the dog stroller phenomenon

You thought it was amusing when people started carrying their dogs in their purses to be like Paris Hilton, well now they are pushing their dogs in strollers rather than let them walk on the ground. This may be the preferable option for the dog too large to fit into the handbag, or it may just be one of many signs that dogs are the new children. Soon enough the ads will be “spay and neuter yourself,” there will be dogs sleeping in cribs around the country, and a dog will be enough to get you into the carpool lane.
how LA takes their dogs for a walk

If you can find a woman more LA than this, I will personally suckle your toes. She's got breast implants under a yellow tank top, a pink ipod, bleached blonde hair, and her pet in a JOGGING dog stroller

dog playdate

We on the west side of LA are above letting our dogs walk on the ground with the rest of the commoners

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3 Responses to “the dog stroller phenomenon”

  1. now i know who makes the world’s safest crib…does that apply to my dog as well?

    jayfader - October 9th, 2006 at 7:18 pm

  2. One good thing - at least you don’t have to save up to send your dog to college.

    wskrz - October 9th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

  3. …yet.

    malingering - October 10th, 2006 at 8:07 am

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