the next pandemic
I think if she just pulled the shirt down she would have had potential, but there is a strain insidious virus infecting LA that makes people feel compelled to bare their belly at any cost. It is spreading quickly and rapidly and knows no limits. Common signs and symptoms include: engulfed navel rings, muffin tops, sausages over the pants, and inappropriately low rising jeans. If you or anyone you know appears to be affected by this virus, it is important that you get to a full length mirror immediately to prevent it from spreading further. Your country is depending on you, Los Angeles. If you don’t fight it, the terrorists win.
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Ew! The midriffs of mass distraction are here!
jayfader - October 11th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Hello!
I am contacting you because I am working with the authors of a book about blogs, and I’d like to request permission to use a photograph of yours in this book. Please contact me at hannah@wefeelfine.org, and I’d be happy to give you more information about the project. Please paste a link to your blog in the subject field. Your assistance is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Hannah
hannah@wefeelfine.org
hannah - November 15th, 2008 at 1:30 pm