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Archive for November, 2006

luck of the rabbit’s foot

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

“I like the bunny on my mama’s shirt. It’s cute and pretty.”

I know next time I’m hanging out with kids, I’ll be sure to wear the playboy bunny emblazoned on my chest. I know people think such images don’t affect kids, and the fact that this bothers me is an indicator that I am some […]

almighty Malingering

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

“Oh my god, dude, 4 o’clock, no seriously man, turn around, I’m not joking.”

Someone is going to call me a pervert for taking this, or say that I am some sort of over-sexed maniac and I am intruding on people’s privacy and this woman never expected her ass to be all over the internet so […]

westside child care

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

This woman (presumably, mother) decided to take baby and stroller on the escalator (despite the elevator a mere 20 feet away) and ended up spilling 2 lattes (on herself, not the child) which she had in the cup holder up at the top near the canopy. Then she went fumbling around trying to catch the […]

My Flickr friends say it better than I ever could

Monday, November 27th, 2006

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ambitious youth

Monday, November 27th, 2006

I followed him to see how he could possibly walk like that, but he seemed to be a seasoned veteran. This skinny boy emo sagging jeans thing is far more challenging than the baggy saggy jeans thing. This is more like trying to walk after you got up from the toilet but forgot to pull […]

MSNBC and me

Monday, November 27th, 2006

I was pleased to see their article today at least placing some blame on the parents. AND it mentions asswriting. I was also interested in the part that talks about girls being at risk for STDs at age 9. After all, I was vehemently attacked and called a “conservative” for suggesting girls could […]

madonna is an inspiration to all

Friday, November 24th, 2006

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maybe some shoes really are worth $400

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

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the ultimate confrontation

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Today I got to do something I’ve always dreamed of, confront those jackasses who hog parking spaces, especially when the lot is very crowded, as it was on this day. You always see their cars there, but never the people inside them, so this was a first.
I pulled up to this guy as he was […]

my imagination was tired anyway

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

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