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I am a sociopathic lesbian pedophile

Or so I was named by members of this discussion thread. I find this absolutely hilarious. First off, I’m not sure how I come across as a man, but I suppose in a patriarchal society I should be flattered rather than offended. I feel like I got a promotion. Second, it amazes me that so many people who entirely miss the point have found each other to be friends. You would think they would gather someplace a little more obvious, something with a URL like www.overmyhead.com or www.totallyineffectiveatmakingapoint.com but they just came together on these message boards and they egg each other on by the luck of pure fate! The internet is really amazing, isn’t it? And then there are the morons who say I am calling kids “fat bitches” (words never came out of my mouth) and that I make fun of kids for wearing swimsuits at the beach (were ANY of my photos were taken at the beach?) and that I find all of my subjects attractive and they are sexually arousing to me (HAHAHAHAHA). It is sad that so many people don’t understand the message, but then I clicked on a few profiles and realized that these people are either pimply 17 year old boys or unemployed wannabe porn stars and it makes a little more sense.
Here are some of my favorite quotes:

okay, so she had an abortion or her daughter/sister did or likes to give brain. There’s no way she’s a normal person with that much latent hostility. It must crush her to internalize all that shit, cause seriously the intorwebezor certainly isn’t really confronting anything. 

“the comments on the pictures are vulgar, in that they show a lack of character and good taste. ironically, since they are supposed to be trying to illustrate how other people are vulgar.
the act of taking the pictures in the first place is rude, invasive *and* vulgar.
no, i don’t consult a thesaurus before I post… its the first word that came to mind. I do sometimes look a word up in the dictionary before I use it to appreciate all the meanings, and man, this one fits.. every usage of “vulgar” applies in some way to this stuff. not that any one of those pictures alone, without comments, would be all that offensive. well, maybe some of them. but someone going on a mission of making snap judgements of other people going about their lives, that is crass. to publish it and invite others to join in, thats almost sociopathic.”  

spiky boots

The girl on the right is no older than 12. Those other two appear to be her parents/pimps. I am a pedophile for looking at her or pointing this out. I’m not going to tell anyone that I snuck into this girl’s home, dressed her like a hooker, and then forced her to prance around Los Angeles in a mini skirt for my sexual pleasure. That’s my own little secret.

Note to morons: I have been known to some as a radical feminist. This is because I think shit like dressing kids like sluts is becoming more socially appropriate, and this (to me) is evidence that our society continues to perpetuate the oppression of women (girls) by naturalizing them into the position of sex objects, reducing them to little more than a plaything for horny little boys (and girls). I would have less of a problem with this if 1) 10 year old girls could comprehend what it means to wear fuck-me-boots or 2) we sexualized boys (men) equally and made them into little sex creatures by making them wear t-shirts with pictures of cocks on them or tight little cut-off shorts that show their butt cheeks. Until that happens, I’m going to stand by my word: this is not healthy behavior.

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9 Responses to “I am a sociopathic lesbian pedophile”

  1. And I get a special mention. :)

    wskrz - November 7th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

  2. I’m with you 200% on the little girls dressing like sluts thing. Parents need to BE PARENTS and not just let their kids wear this shit because, “Everyone else dresses that way….” And it just easier to give in.

    Do you know what MY parents used to say when I wanted to do something because “everyone else was doing it”? Yeah. Right. The “jump of the bridge” thing.

    My almost 14 year old will NEVER be allowed to dress like a whore. Why? Because I am her PARENT.

    xtx - November 7th, 2006 at 8:33 pm

  3. My mom used to say “well, you can go out like that, but don’t be surprised when people think you’re a prostitute.” I pretty much always changed my clothes after that.

    malingering - November 8th, 2006 at 8:49 am

  4. My parents used a magic word. It’s called “no.”

    I wish more parents would use it these days. Yeah, sometimes is hurts to say it, but you have to.

    wskrz - November 8th, 2006 at 8:57 am

  5. I support your efforts 100%. I’ve been following your flickr site for a while now, and agree with your mission. People need to have a mirror held up in front of them, and asked “Is this how you meant to look/dress?” Friends don’t let friends leave the house dressed as some of these people do. Oh, and I have Crocs, but please don’t hold that against me.

    Trevor - November 8th, 2006 at 9:24 am

  6. for the crocs you will have to face up to wskrz and her evil judgmental ways. you don’t know what she is capable of.

    malingering - November 8th, 2006 at 9:29 am

  7. heh heh heh heh!!!

    wskrz - November 8th, 2006 at 12:45 pm

  8. You go girl!

    Mark - November 8th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

  9. OK, a dear friend of mine is a cop. In Toronto. You know, big city here in Canada. Anyway, she has been on the beat for a while and you know what she says? Stop letting your little girls dress like hos and you will see how their self confidence will soar. She said that the huge majority of the girls she has to deal with when they get into trouble, have dressed like it. Sluttifying your children DOES NOT MAKE THEM MATURE EARLIER!

    Bitter Buffalo - January 4th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

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