Malingering’s World

Generally, when I used to see people wearing all of their clothes at once I would think, “hmm, they must be homeless, it must suck that there’s nowhere to store their clothes.” But now I see them and I think, “Goddamn, Forever 21 is making a ridiculous fortune off of convincing people that they have to wear 6 outfits at the same time.” That adds up to over 50 articles of clothing per week, which can amount to a pretty profit. If only I could think of something using the same logic. Like convincing people they need to drive huge SUVs that require 4 times more gas than their old cars. Or making people believe they need TVs that are 8 times larger and more crystal clear than the last. Or suggesting that people can order a “value meal” with 3 times more calories than before. I mean, I could be rich with these ideas! Damn. I’m too late, aren’t I?

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