Malingering’s World

Today I got to do something I’ve always dreamed of, confront those jackasses who hog parking spaces, especially when the lot is very crowded, as it was on this day. You always see their cars there, but never the people inside them, so this was a first.

I pulled up to this guy as he was unloading his stroller and said “so, are you going to use BOTH of those spaces?”

To which he replied “this is only one space!”

And I said “that’s funny, it looks like two.”

“No, it’s only one”

“Well there’s a line running right beneath your SUV, maybe you didn’t see it.”

“These spaces are too small for my car!”

*dirty look*

“Um, okay, do you want me to move? I’m trying to get the stroller out.”

“Well, I need a place to park, don’t I?”

Then he got so flustered, he dropped his keys (you can see them on the ground there). He got into his car to re-park, but he couldn’t find the keys. So then he gets out of the thing and he’s checking his pockets and asking his wife where the keys are and flipping out. I’m watching this spectacle until he finds the keys, gets in to re-park, and then I drive away. Then I laughed to myself for 3 days. I’m rather easily amused when it comes to entitled dicks.

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