ambitious youth
I followed him to see how he could possibly walk like that, but he seemed to be a seasoned veteran. This skinny boy emo sagging jeans thing is far more challenging than the baggy saggy jeans thing. This is more like trying to walk after you got up from the toilet but forgot to pull up your pants. Hey. It happens.
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Hey, most guys like to dress this way, i do. It feels really good and guys actually like it.
Darin - May 11th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Darin… (give me a moment, I’m trying to collect my thoughts and bile) …
What’s wrong with you? Honestly, please just tell me honey, what is wrong with you? Can we get you help? A belt? Duct tape?
Let’s just start with your short but ever so earnest defense of the half-ass pants.
1) “Most guys like to dress this way…” No, baby, most guys do not like to dress this way. There is not one man going to work today that makes six figures a year wearing a half-ass suit. Angel, most loser guys dress this way. Not that I’m saying you’re a loser, but pum’kin, you look like one when you’re dressed this way. I also have news for you snookems, women/girls do not find this look in the least bit attractive. No girl talks to her BFF and says “Oh, he has the most luscious eyes and his half-ass pants and boxers are just so friggin’ hawt that I can’t wait to pull them down the rest of the way.” I work in a high school and I’ve asked many girls to explain this fact to half-ass pant wearing fools as I enforce the dress code and make them pull up their pants. A girl doesn’t want to date a man that is unclear where his ass begins and ends. If he’s having that much trouble with his ass, God knows what other regions he’s unclear about.
2)”It feels really good…” My little turtledove, having a belt lashed across your butt crack does not feel good. Having your boxer legs crumple up and try to make a break for it over the edge of your half-ass pants is not real comfort, sugarpie. Sweatpants are comfortable, droopy, lashed on denim with the rise ending at your knee caps is not comfort snookie. It’s restricting. This just makes you look mutated or like you’re waiting for the most special little bus in the world.
Now I have a question for you Darrin. Do you find this an attractive look? Is this what you’re shooting for your ass to look like? Do you actually slither on a pair of these and do a hind look in the mirror to find the optimal half-ass position? Does your girlfriend just go wild for this look? If so, could she please wander in here and explain why.
Now I’ve been as nice as I know how to be with this. I’ve suppressed my inner rage. Now I have to go out and beat some students.
tequilaanddonuts - May 18th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Looks like a saggy baby diaper to me! I guess it might be comfy. But babies with saggy diapers are usually about to burst into crying fits demanding a change, from what I’ve seen, at least once they sit down. Personally, it’s not an image I’d wish to conjure up in people’s minds.
Meo Whous - May 18th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
“Most” is inaccurate. I’m a guy and I wouldn’t be caught dead like that.
Mushroom - May 18th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
good luck with that darin, you can’t even get hired for 7k a year takehome for flipping burgers looking like that. and darin, my 17 yr old daughter was less polite…she said this guy and you are a couple of f…n’ fools. plus, she’s beautiful…sorry man
bbd - May 18th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
These aren’t even 1/2 assed pants, they’re FULLY off the ass, totally under-ass pants. It would be hysterical to see this guy try to run, though. He’d end up on the ground with his pants around his ankles–also not a pretty sight.
PJ Bird - May 22nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Those are totally full-assed pants.
I got behind a guy on Hollywood Bl. with pants like that - he was having to walk with his feet w a y apart in order to keep his pants from falling to his ankles.
I just wanted to push him over, take his wallet and then set his pants on fire.
Then I realized that all the hot little girls were laughing at him (some of them not even behind his back) and I figured that was punishment enough.
Peggy Archer - May 22nd, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Well, being a teenage girl, i find this look to be attractive. And yes, most guys (by that i mean teenagers, not middleaged men in law firms) dress this way. i’ve heard from guys that it’s more comfortable for them and that they like the way it looks. Shouldn’t that be a good enough reason?
Honestly, you guys (excluding Darrin) are allllll fools. I hope you all feel very good bashing random teens because of the way they dress while your daughters are probably out hooking up with guys like this, and your sons are probably currently trying to find the perfect sag.
you’re all so pathetic right now, it’s funny.
a'kelllll - June 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
I’m not sure what’s more pathetic. The fact that you’re so pissed about this that you feel you have to defend your fellow saggers, or the fact that you think my kid is wearing clothes like this. He and his buddies think it’s fucking hilarious to see these kids waddle around like penguins because their pants are around their ankles.
Stick to myspace, sweetheart.
Gonzo - June 13th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
It’s better looking when a girl sags, but that’s because of the buttcrack. (You have a zit to take care of, a’kelllll… let me get it for you.) Guys who do it are lame, and I’m speaking as a guy who likes to not have one hand tied up constantly holding his pants up… it’s like the adult version of chicks who always have a pack of smokes or a cell phone in one hand because they have no place to keep them.
a'kelllll's date - June 13th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
“you’re all so pathetic right now, it’s funny.” Yes, we are pathetic, we who choose to so un-hiply pull up our pants. I don’t really understand why we don’t find this look just ever so attractive. Really, look at it, it doesn’t look like he fell of the little bitty bus or anything. He’s so fuckin’ HAWT. I just love a dude who wants the world to know that he has on his grandpa’s boxers. And hats off to all those little, little trendy boiz who have figured out that pulling your pants over your ass crack is just so passé so suburban, so pedestrian. This look isn’t freakin’ retarded at all. And I know for a fact that anyone under the age of 24 just thinks that the half-ass pant is f-ing HAWT. Even those that snicker behind these guys’ pants are just jealous. a’kelllll is right, there’s nothing more attractive than the a guy that belts just below his buttocks. It’s just so intelligent looking. Not dumb at all. And think of all that time he saves when he has to take a shit — oh no belt unbuckle for this kool dude, just ease down his grandpa’s boxers and pinch off a loaf. And frankly I can’t think of anything sexier.
tequilaanddonuts - June 13th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
My law firm turned casual Friday into saggers day.
cmgrowl - June 14th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Fight the good fight, growl, fight the good fight.
tequilaanddonuts - June 14th, 2007 at 12:59 pm