almighty Malingering
“Oh my god, dude, 4 o’clock, no seriously man, turn around, I’m not joking.”
Someone is going to call me a pervert for taking this, or say that I am some sort of over-sexed maniac and I am intruding on people’s privacy and this woman never expected her ass to be all over the internet so I should have had her bootie sign a consent or something. So I will admit the truth to all of you. I forced her to wear that. Then I held a gun to her head and made her march up and down the boardwalk for 2 hours while she was oggled, photographed, and cat called. This is all my fault. It’s a false reality that I created.
Though I will take no credit for Mr. Cowboy Hat and Flip-Flops.
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