I am going to start a new category called Malingering’s Better Business Bureau. This is for all people/companies/businesses who have successfully pissed me off enough to spend 5 minutes telling someone about it.
I begin with my old friend Olympus (who I have already complained about, but this takes the cake)
Yes, here we go again. In […]
It’s become an epidemic around here. I am thinking of developing a vaccine before it eats them alive.
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THAT is what Dad wore to take the Christmas photos? I hope he isn’t planning on being in the picture. Hello?@!? Tacky!?!
Meanwhile, I will do my best not to say anything about putting that kid in her Christmas dress with leggings and gold sandals with heels. Merry Holidays to all.
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Oh panties. I didn’t really want to run into you today. I’m not even wearing any makeup. I was trying to look the other way and act like I was talking on the phone and I hoped thought maybe you wouldn’t notice. But there you are.
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now asswriting has been replaced with “I carried a chrysalis in my ass for 2 weeks until out emerged this flying insect” pants.
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Miss Implants and Mr. Muscleman behind the 3 Green Beer Clones.
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My mom, who is adamantly opposed to me taking photos of strangers, was sitting behind this woman and she suddenly shouted “where is your CAMERA?!?!” and started pointing and giggling while I snapped away.The happiness here is twofold: not only do we get a decent shot of a rather complicated thong with a very visible […]
It was like that all night. It was like her asscheeks had small vestigial wings.
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Okay, it wasn’t freezing, but it was 54 degrees when this was taken and there were pants available as I did not hear of any sort of pants drought or attire raid going on. At 54 degrees, most people in LA are wearing ski masks and down jackets, which makes me think either she came […]