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Archive for December, 2006

herpes graffititis

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

The thought of keeping an upholstered chair in a public restroom sort of grosses me out, because I still think back to those 20/20 specials where they went around a hotel with a light to expose all of the proteins and bodily fluids on the surfaces, and this one is in a place where pretty […]

ban on white

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Why, I ask, do people do this to themselves? Was there not one second in this woman’s entire life where she thought “maybe I should see how this looks from behind” and then utilized one of the tools we have as human beings (mirrors and other reflective surfaces) to examine the situation? Please don’t start […]

sunbathing

Monday, December 18th, 2006

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love at first sight

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Perhaps they met at a marijuana legalization rally or a protest against bigotry toward barefoot people.

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overkill

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

how to make the world’s ugliest shoe uglier yet more personal…

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Hideous & Misguided

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

You would think if you were sent out to promote a clothing store, they would have you wear something a little bit more, well, sophisticated?

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mixing genres

Friday, December 15th, 2006

I have given up on the idea that what you put on your body requires any sort of thought or logic, but usually there is some sort of theme, like “I’m a skank” or “goth till I die” or something. I have been trying to come up with a general theme for this outfit, but […]

I just have to sigh

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Dear Wanna-Be Britney Spears:
This is the reason people make fun of LA, the reason women get no respect around here, and the reason tabloids make so much money. I hope you are happy to be contributing to this cause. Congratulations.
Malingering
P.S. The black bra isn’t working

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religious hypnosis

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

“you will do as I say… you are getting sleepy… now come to Jesus… come on…”

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the hazards of being a mother

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

“honey, do you have a napkin? i spilled my mocha ice blended on the dog again.”

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