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Archive for January, 2007

end-stage leopardsy

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

It’s becoming a pandemic in these parts. It starts with something seemingly benign: a belt or a purse, and then has a rather insidious course, usually spreading next to a shirt or jacket and next thing you know, it’s taken over your whole body.

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who is walking whom?

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

The kid on a leash thing has sparked quite the debate around here. But no one got too worked up about this wife on a leash thing.

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say no to sheer

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Let’s start a new trend where we start to leave just a little bit more to the imagination. Sure, clothing may cost more because they will actually have to use cloth, and it might be a bit warmer underneath, but somehow I think we’ll all be better off.

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Goth goes to the beach

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

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BMW = the car of kings

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

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Edward Scissorhands S&M

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Next time you and the boyfriend do the Edward Scissorhands role-playing night of kinky fun, bring an extra pair of pants. That way when you wake up after a long night, you will have something else to wear other than the mutilated pair of jeans you destroyed the night before. I’m just sayin’.

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love-child of idiocy

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

This is what happens when tights, leggings and lace have a threesome. You end up with this disasterous love-child of stupidity and then someone feels sorry for it and feels the need to wear it to make it feel important. The problem is, hybrid vigour was not in effect here, as it only inherited the […]

want to buy a MINI?

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

ALEXANDER MINI = GOOD
This is the second run in I have had with South Bay MINI and I have had quite enough. My first encounter was with a tire blowout which I tried hard to forget. This time I had a leaky tire which was not holding air. I purchased the 5 year tire […]

determined photographer

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

But that doesn’t explain the man crop top, does it?

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navel ring in a muffin top

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

This reminds me of those romantic comedies where the good-looking white boy with spiky hair decides to surprise his good-looking white girlfriend with long straight hair by proposing to her, and he wants it to be a surprise so he goes to some French restaurant and has them bake the engagement ring into a roll […]