7th grade girls gone wild
There was some sort of pediatric American Idol talent show going on at Hollywood and Highland. A bunch of skankified 5-13 year olds got up on stage dressed in outfits inspired by Christina Aguilera and sang songs about love, passion, and heartbreak.
Goddamn I wish I had been so mature back then. I missed out on a good 10 years of unrequited love because I was trying to do kid things like play in the mud or go to the park and ride my bike. Now I’ve lost my advantage (age and experience) and will likely lose my next significant other to a 12 year old.
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