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shopping handicaps

I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to purchase and wear clothes that fit them. Stores have what we call “dressing rooms” and usually (I won’t go so far as to say always, but usually) allow you to try clothes on before buying them. So when you’re in the dressing room and it’s taking 20 minutes to button the pants, I would take that as a (little) hint that trying the next size up (might) be a good idea, rather that wearing the indentations of your pants around your waist for the next 4 days because they’re too small.

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2 Responses to “shopping handicaps”

  1. What kind of drug could possibly make someone immune to feeling cold breezes (and disgusted stares) on their michelin man gut? I am sooooo sick of this “muffin top” crap- it’s not a muffin, it’s nasty flab hanging out.

    Glamazon - January 23rd, 2007 at 6:34 am

  2. And on top of that, she doesn’t even match :(

    Amanda Ashton - February 24th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

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