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Edward Scissorhands S&M

Next time you and the boyfriend do the Edward Scissorhands role-playing night of kinky fun, bring an extra pair of pants. That way when you wake up after a long night, you will have something else to wear other than the mutilated pair of jeans you destroyed the night before. I’m just sayin’.

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8 Responses to “Edward Scissorhands S&M”

  1. i like how their legs are all in synch

    xtx - January 26th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

  2. Yet another reason why you are a sexless catlady: there is nothing untoward in sight yet you feel the need to comment. YUes his jeans are torn. Get over it. Unless you don’t like the gent e vibration between your legs that you obviously feel, but will never get….

    yppy - January 29th, 2007 at 9:15 pm

  3. yeah- -I get the impression that she is a sexless catlady - what’s her impression of acceptable?; dockers and a boxy t-shirt? I’ve seen pictures of her - she’s seems very blah.

    Me - January 31st, 2007 at 12:36 pm

  4. You’re right. I’m blah. That’s why you’re here, wasting your time. To save me.

    malingering - February 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

  5. Must have struck a nerve…truth hurts, huh? That’s why you felt the need to respond, otherwise you wouldn’t care what people say.

    haha! - February 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

  6. Jesus Christ, people, it’s just a blog.

    PS, yppy, I’m more disturbed by that disgustingly sexist last sentence in your “argument” than I am about someone posting a picture about ripped jeans.

    sal - February 5th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

  7. […] Also, I hereby declare my new name to be blah sexless cat lady and those refusing to recognise my new title will be banned from the internet for life. Thank you. […]

    Malingering’s World » I’m getting excited - February 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

  8. hhahahahahahahah I heard that a cd by the rock band lovedrug matches up perfectly to the movie edward scissor hands–but check this; you turn your ipod/cd player on shuffle. I think the cd is called everything starts where it ends.

    dan - April 13th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

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