Today I learned that one is not “allowed” to take photos of any buildings in downtown LA. I objected to security that this was not legal, and they said “it’s not about it being illegal, this is private property and that is our rule, because of 9/11.” So then I pointed out that we were […]
My mom always told me that if I wore heels (which I don’t) I should make sure my pants were long enough to cover the top of my foot. I suppose that is common knowledge but some take it to the extreme. And then skinny jeans get in the way and screw the whole concept […]
This perfectly exemplifies my love-hate relationship with this city. On one hand, there is no lack of amusement or hilarity when you walk (or should I say drive) down the street. On the other hand, you have people walking around in dead muppet pelts and Yeti shins with skulls and crossbones on their thigh high […]
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I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to purchase and wear clothes that fit them. Stores have what we call “dressing rooms” and usually (I won’t go so far as to say always, but usually) allow you to try clothes on before buying them. So when you’re in the dressing room and it’s […]
It must be nice to never, ever graduate from college. There are so many days that I look back and think “what a great time I had in college!” but it never occurred to me to join a lifelong frat and continue to utilize my beer bong well into my 30s. Plus, you never face […]
I never would have thought to expose the breasts but then make the belly invisible with camo. This is stylistic genius!
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Where else can you find a pink clydesdale sitting next to an oiled up Speedo guy in the middle of January?
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I am often impressed with women who will spend this much effort into creating a look for themselves and truly have no problem with strutting their stuff on the street like they own the world. If I had 1/100th that confidence, I would be queen.
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Every once in a while, I try to force myself to take dance class so that I don’t turn into a feeble old woman who breaks a hip trying to change the cat litter because I only move around twice a week. Today I went to dance class in Santa Monica, which is usually safe […]