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Archive for January, 2007

the circle of life

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

A number of angry Flickr users have told me that because I do not speak with the subjects of my photos, I am not only invading their privacy but also proving I am a weak coward.
Every now and then, I do consider speaking with the people I see. In this particular case I would say, […]

handi-boob

Monday, January 15th, 2007

While I know social convention dictates that we do not make rude comments about people in wheelchairs, I think the general consensus that it is okay to stare at side-boob overrides this particular statue. So I feel okay in looking at this and saying EW.

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lettin’ it all hang out

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

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never let your GeMagic go to waste

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

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7th grade girls gone wild

Friday, January 12th, 2007

There was some sort of pediatric American Idol talent show going on at Hollywood and Highland. A bunch of skankified 5-13 year olds got up on stage dressed in outfits inspired by Christina Aguilera and sang songs about love, passion, and heartbreak.
 
Goddamn I wish I had been so mature back then. I missed out on […]

love, sweet love

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Teenage love is so precious. Hopefully they are old enough to remember Jerry Maguire and “you complete me.” Because together, they have one complete set of pants.

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kindergarten fashion cop

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

I am amazed at how much attention and detail goes into the outfits of twoddlers (between toddlers and kids) these days. Do you think in preschool they now have “how to lace up your yetti boots” lessons or “what Lindsey Lohan wore this week… how to get that look!” hour? For some very strange reason […]

endless fun

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Every time I look, there’s something I didn’t notice the first time.

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add some color! add some spice!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Do you know what would be really cool? If those dingleberries came in sets with the scarves, so that she could color coordinate her ourfits every single day with graceful ease. It reminds me of the watches I had in 1984 with interchangeable colored bands and colored watch guards so that the watch would never […]

chicken or the egg

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Did she buy the skirt and then realize she needed leggings? Or did she buy the leggings and then realize she needed the skirt?

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