Malingering’s World

the world as it exists
 
Web www.TheRealMalingering.com

Archive for February, 2007

McMoney from the McJob?

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

 Viewed 14041 times by 2036 viewers

Imagine this, Rod Sterling

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Where do these people come from? It’s like that episode of the Twilight Zone where all of the store mannequins come to life when the store closes, except the store is still open and these people walk around all the time.

 Viewed 15751 times by 2422 viewers

is natural selection still alive?

Monday, February 26th, 2007

While I do not like to discourage the ambitious from their Xtreme sportage, dragging your buddy behind your bike on a dog leash seems just a little stupid.

 Viewed 14507 times by 2060 viewers

if you’ve got it, flaunt it

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

 Viewed 14185 times by 1975 viewers

oh holy mother of fantastic sams

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

 Viewed 13576 times by 1929 viewers

what in the name of flying colors?

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

This was not taken at the ren faire, or some sort of period-piece production, in fact is was taken at the Grove and this woman was doing nothing more than shopping. I give her high ratings for conceptualization and creativity but poor marks in effect and projection. Because really, what the hell is does this […]

butts are in!

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

 Viewed 14337 times by 2102 viewers

I’m spreading goodwill

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

when this woman walked by…

…this woman sitting next to me says to her husband “oh my gosh, she looks like she’s made of plastic!” Then they happened to look over at me, and of course I’m taking a photo of her, so then the woman pulls out her camera phone and says to her husband […]

more people I feel incapable of relating to

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

It’s the people who hire private trainers/fitness gurus/exercise physiologists to help them get into shape using bouncing balls and yoga mats right smack in the middle of a very congested area of the beach. Now if I were so rich that I could spend my afternoons bouncing on Swedish balls while I paid someone $100 […]

the creative process in action

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Odds are 4:1 that they’re taking photos for their myspace accounts.

 Viewed 14988 times by 2805 viewers