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Archive for March, 2007

the latest in the “compact parking” rebellion

Friday, March 30th, 2007

SUVs are made to go off-road. So for fuck’s sake people, take them off-road! Let them learn what they were built for, let them reach their true vehicular potential! Don’t make them drive on pavement all day. It’s just not fair.

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XXX

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Trying to think of meanings of XXX. It’s either porn or poison, right?

It’s been a while since I’ve thought of Corey Hart. Thanks for bringing me back.

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stupid people: please turn here

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

“ill b right thre im just stucl n trafc rt now.its hard 2 txt msg n drive u no.”

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baby Milo becomes ubiquitous

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Who knew my cat Milo would start such a name trend? I mean, know he’s a really cute cat, but this has gone too far! Bape has a line of Baby Milo clothing, which I suppose I would want, if it weren’t $150 per sweatshirt and it somehow resembled the OG […]

poor poor pathetic pink poochie

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

For you grouchies who e-mail me all the time calling me a bitch and a c*nt and an insecure whore and a sexless cat lady and a pedophile, I give you this. I challenge you can look at this woman and tell me that I have no right to laugh at her or photograph her […]

pink ass panther

Monday, March 26th, 2007

I am so thrilled that summer is coming! Now we can focus on pink where it belongs, not on the ass in inappropriate colors but on the cootch, which is where PINK really belongs.

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it began with my admiration of the little tail

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Then I followed the ensemble down to find man-uggs with shorts. Part of me admires him for blurring the gender lines and allowing the Uggs to enhance his knee caps; this is certainly a move toward equality and fashion unity. But then I started to wonder what thought process went into this. Did he put […]

I was hoping she’d blink and grant me a wish

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

And I would wish that she could have some lighter sunglasses that would allow more air to pass through her nasal passages, because I think that would make her happy. I’m so philanthropic.

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it’s great that LA is such a laid back place

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

You see, if people had lots of things to do and felt stressed and pressured all the time, they wouldn’t have time for daily pube gardening and landscape manicure. But since we are mellow and relaxed here, we can take the time to trim the hedges on a daily basis, giving us this aesthetic masterpiece.

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malingering is a stalker

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

The truth comes out. (A comment left by a Flickr user on the blog of an entirely different Flickr user).
Comment:
WARNING MALINGERING IS A STALKER
Do not see her on flickr do not speak to her before you do look at her profile this will tell you all about this person…..!!
She has been stalking people she […]