Then I followed the ensemble down to find man-uggs with shorts. Part of me admires him for blurring the gender lines and allowing the Uggs to enhance his knee caps; this is certainly a move toward equality and fashion unity. But then I started to wonder what thought process went into this. Did he put on his Dodger cap and Dodger sweatshirt and denim shorts and then open up the closet and look around and think, “Nikes… wore those yesterday. Basketball shoes… don’t want to dirty them. Flip-flops… toes might get cold. Oh, I know! The Uggs!”