Malingering’s World

For you grouchies who e-mail me all the time calling me a bitch and a c*nt and an insecure whore and a sexless cat lady and a pedophile, I give you this. I challenge you can look at this woman and tell me that I have no right to laugh at her or photograph her Maltese which has apparently been colored over with a Stalibo highlighter after a tragic cotton candy machine accident. I use this to represent “fucked up.” Go ahead and e-mail me your “she’s just expressing herself” bullshit so I can laugh at you too. The Candy Man was just a song. It’s not real.

You can see her on the Dog Whisperer as well. Why they allowed this crap is beyond me, you would think it just encourages people to do idiotic things without an ounce of thought. (It is worth watching to see that she has pink walls, pink rugs, a pink bed, and a larger than life pink portrait of the pink dog. Oh also she calls the dog Little Miss Kisses and she calls herself Kitty.)

If it’s so nice and safe to color one’s fur pink, then lady, do your own. I’m talking eyebrows, pit hair, the whole nine yards. Your dog shouldn’t have to be the one to take it for the team.

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