Malingering’s World

It appears skin elasticity was the size limiting feature here. Her skin was stretched so tight that it glistened, like a balloon on the verge of popping.

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but please, dare all the way. Not just part of the way. All of the sex appeal is wiped out when you look up and can read the washing instructions on someone’s undergarment.

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You know he’s trying to get it on with the 11 year old kid in pink ugg boots. “Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and let me buy you a beer from the snack bar. Whachoo drinkin’?”

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This is the Santa Monica PD telling this guy he cannot ride his bike on the sidewalk.

Then they moved on to tell this guy that there is no smoking outside on the Promenade.

And then they informed this young artist that singing requires a permit and he needs to close up shop.

Then they met up to […]

It’s the mullet of shirt wearing: business in the front, party in the back.

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It’s not so much that I don’t like camo or Uggs…

…it’s just that both of them have been in existence for at least 20 years now, so WHY have they both suddenly exploded? Who is in charge of this? If people really liked the look of Uggs or camo, why didn’t they wear them 10 […]

Until then, the world simply is not complete.

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They were sacrificed to make this 4 year old’s boots. I am hoping that despite being severed from their American Girl Doll bodies, they can still preserve some dignity and joy and be accepted at the American Girl Doll hair salon to be primped and styled.

If this precious opportunity has been stripped so mercilessly from […]