By some unknown force of nature (or possible exposure to Santa Monica Pier seawater) Bratz dolls have now mutated to look and act like real live children. They have actually kidnapped and replaced several real children in the homes of various Westside parents who are too busy yakking on their Bluetooth headsets to notice any […]
I apologize for the 5 day break in posts. I decided to try to expand my horizons and worked on a larger scale pissing off American Girl Doll lovers and also making sure away team fans don’t act like helpless jackasses at Dodger games. Then, because of some odd American Girl karma, I couldn’t get […]
405 South during rush hour.
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Yes, women were always left behind in the MLB wear. Then they started making these hideous pink jerseys and pink caps and pink pants to try to appeal to the vagina-bearing fan (our genitals are pink, why shouldn’t our clothes be?).
[side note: once I was in the Top of the Park store at Dodger Stadium […]
This was the traffic TWO AND A HALF HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME on Opening Day. People were pissed. The LA Times has run 3 articles about how shitty the parking situation is. And now you come up with this load of bullshit?
I love the Dodgers. But this made my (Dodger Blue) blood boil:
Johnston said […]
These are the prices for the American Girl hair salon at American Girl Place.
While it may be “fun” to watch your $86 doll be pampered in a doll sized chair with a doll sized comb and a doll sized water bottle (a facial can be added on for only $5!), I’m feeling rather certain that […]
Today I give you another piece of mail I received from another admiring fan. As you may or may not know, I am a collector of fan mail and rather enjoy reading the collection of letters and comments left for me. I received this rather benign e-mail which then stirred up a number of questions, […]
There is something about that crease where the gut meets the hip that just borders on offensive. Everything that exists between your gut/panus and your mid-thigh really should be kept in private. It’s not about being conservative or prudish or lame. I really just think that’s how God intended it to be.
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I have mixed feelings about the situation surrounding our infamous radio not-friend Don Imus. Groups around the country are calling for him to be fired to prevent him from spreading words laced with racism and prejudice. Fine, fine, we all agree something needs to happen. But part of me feels that firing the guy just […]
Now that American Girl Dolls have taken over the Westside, my guess is that every girl in 3rd grade who does not have a birthday party at American Girl Place will be ostricized by her classmates. Parents, do your girl a favor and give her the party! It’s only $60 per kid to have a […]