Yes, women were always left behind in the MLB wear. Then they started making these hideous pink jerseys and pink caps and pink pants to try to appeal to the vagina-bearing fan (our genitals are pink, why shouldn’t our clothes be?).
[side note: once I was in the Top of the Park store at Dodger Stadium and I picked up a pink jersey and turned to my sister and said "what kind of fucking moron spends $90 on a PINK jersey? Is this Dodger PINK? Does the sign say THINK PINK?" and only to have my sister motion to her right where there were two women trying these jerseys on and telling each other how very cute they look. I almost felt embarrassed but then thought better and thought I was doing a public service, but it wasn't so as they both purchased them.]
While some of the fitted MLB wear was appreciated, now Alyssa Milano is trying to get her hand in things (just because she has her hand on Barry Zito’s/Brad Penny’s/Carl Pavano’s cock doesn’t mean she can just march into the stadium and be fan of the game). I am rather ashamed that she sites the Dodgers as her favorite team (though I’m sure this will change according to which pitcher she is dating this week). P.S. Check out her effect on MLB pitchers, it’s embarrassing. Bring back Carolyn Hughes!
Just because women have boobs, does that mean we need to show them off at every possible opportunity?? No.
Just because Alyssa is attractive, does that mean she dresses well? No.
Then again, the blog responses are indicative of who will be wearing this crap (misspelling naive morons who know nothing about sports or grammar or apostrophes).
Find me a fan at the Dodger game who will wear this and I will show you a beer drenched muffin top.
While I know there are a number of Japanese pitchers in the league whose dicks she is dying to get her lips around, do we really need a fucking kimono? Does Dice-K approve of this Yankees apparel?
This one is my favorite report. Think about it, Alyssa. Really. Think about it.
April 15th, 2007 - 2:54 pm
Speaking of misspelling, shouldn’t “I am rather ashamed that she sites the Dodgers” actually be “I am rather ashamed that she cites the Dodgers”?
mmmm Alyssa in a kimono. There’s a whole Charmed episode by itself
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April 15th, 2007 - 6:10 pm
That you, Brad Penny?
April 15th, 2007 - 8:21 pm
Fabulous report.
Thanks for the link.
April 16th, 2007 - 8:45 am
Yeah, I didn’t get to proofread, I was on my way to the game…
April 30th, 2007 - 1:59 pm
As long as we’re in edit mode: that’s not a kimono. I’m not sure what you call it, but it’s definitely not what the Japanese would refer to as a kimono.
(Or are you just quoting the Home Run Derby site, which is where the mistake seems to have originated?)
May 3rd, 2007 - 8:13 am
BTW, Dice-K pitches for the Red Sox.
May 7th, 2007 - 1:50 pm
Real Girls Don’t Wear Pink, or any of that Alyssa Milano crap either. As if that s**t would fly on the 7 train.
May 11th, 2007 - 11:22 am
yes, Dice-K pitches for the Red Sox. No one said he didn’t. He is Japanese and new to the country, which is why I used him as an example, not because he plays for the Yankees. That is not a traditional kimono but in fashion terms it is refered to as a kimono style because of the sleeves. Do a google search if you don’t believe me.
May 11th, 2007 - 5:24 pm
Usually if you don’t want to think about sex, you say to yourself “Think about baseball.” But with ‘Teen Steam’ sporting gear which you wouldn’t see the players in (but she may be used to seeing players not in their gear) and guys like Palmiero hawking wood-induction drugs, this concept may have changed.
May 21st, 2007 - 3:01 pm
Well, you’re on the West Coast, Malingering. You’re allowed not to realize that even merely implying that a Red Sox player would approve of ANYTHING with the Yankees logo on it would probably cause a riot if you said it here in Boston. Using him as an example along with a Yankees shirt (albeit a kimono-sleeved one) just struck me as an odd choice. From one baseball fan to another, I thought it only fair to warn you.