Malingering’s World

I was just going for a walk, really. I didn’t expect to be accosted by titties.

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I wonder how many kids will be wearing crocs with their Easter Sunday dresses this year…

…maybe they’ll make little Jesus resurrection jibbitz.

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So this blondie driving this brand new BMW sport utility luxury vehicle down Ocean suddenly spies something she likes, so she pulls her SULV to the curb in the bike lane (like so) and gets out.

All of the traffic behind her stops (as seen above), but she gets out of the car and walks off […]

What is this, the declaration of independence? It’s on the back, you can’t even use it to cheat on tests, like if you had the quadratic equation there or something.

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These poor abused camels are being overloaded and overworked with henna plants, and for what?
FOR THIS?

If I were a camel and I saw this shit, I would dump my hump and high tail it out of there. There is no reason for every female aged 8-59 to need to get a practice semi-temporary henna tramp […]

Seeing the “Belly Brigade” go marching down the boardwalk so they can all shout about how they care so much about not caring at all about caring what people think led me to look into Tyra’s newest campaign.

Tyra’s SO WHAT campaign.
So here we have 10 women marching around in tube tops shouting into […]

I would classify this outfit as officewear meets 19th century corset meets demin skirt (which met scissors) meets arctic polar bear. Sometimes I think if you’re really attractive, you have to dress all stupid and goofy to prevent people from fainting at the mere sight of your perfection. Instead you can baffle them with your […]