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Archive for May, 2007

the cute-comfort relationship

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Yes, those shoes really hurt. They hurt so much that she had a bunch of band-aids in her purse for her blisters. Yet she continued to wear them. Why? It it worth enduring the pain to fit into those shoes? Where do we draw the line?

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Genetic hipsters

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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(literally) shop till you drop

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Wearing high pointy heels and purchasing this much merchandise is just asking the shopping gods up there to make you a literal illustration of their favorite phrase. The woman was so unsteady that she had to keep putting down the bags to regain balance before walking another 12 feet. Fortunately she had spent enough that […]

at least they they don’t have the matching outfits

Monday, May 21st, 2007

I’m not sure why seeing older people with dolls freaks me out a little bit, but it does. Maybe the same way people freak out when they find out I have cats and they tell me I must be socially inept or a crazy cat lady or something.

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families who shop together, dress together

Monday, May 21st, 2007

L-R: Mom, Mom’s s.o. (can’t say if it’s dad) and kid.
You know, if my mom woke me up on a Sunday morning and said “honey, let’s go shopping, can you find me my hootchie shorts?” I would probably pass on that one and ask if we could go to church or go feed the homeless […]

cowgirls need to shop too

Monday, May 21st, 2007

I don’t know how faux-denim leggings would do on a saddle though. I predict a lot of chafing.

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I’ve been dugg and it’s hilarious

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

People are responding to the LAist article on Digg.com. And they’re all pissy.

When “flicker” is making people click thumbnails to see your stupid pictures… find yourself a new host if you don’t like it, STFU and GBTW you whiney, spoiled, attention whore.
-frostcrow
I checked out those pictures and they’re a bit … creepy. They really don’t […]

update on the flickr situation:

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

The good news is, Nomar is visible again.

After being convinced by LAist that Moses would wreak havoc upon my soul if I didn’t write up my Flickr perils, I wrote this little silly article on LAist. People started coming out of the woodwork (yay!) and then it showed up on Digg (check out the comments, […]

your pants are out of this world

Friday, May 18th, 2007

I have been noticing a great deal of people with stars coming out of their pants, and I’m wondering what is going on. Are your private parts from another world? Are you a host for alien spawn? Was your chili especially sparkly today?

You can’t tell me you didn’t look at that and think “is she […]

I’m on Flickr hiatus

Friday, May 18th, 2007

I owe Flickr for getting me some attention and tons of viewers and allowing me to pay $25/year to store my photos there. But today, I have had enough.
This is absolutely inane. Look at what I got today:
We’ve placed your account under the category “public”/”restricted”. You’re welcome and encouraged to moderate your content on a […]