I have been noticing a great deal of people with stars coming out of their pants, and I’m wondering what is going on. Are your private parts from another world? Are you a host for alien spawn? Was your chili especially sparkly today?
You can’t tell me you didn’t look at that and think “is she farting stars?”
I guess it’s another one of those trends I will never ever figure out. Until then, I’ll just take pictures.