Malingering’s World

Hooray for bring your kid to work day!

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Blogroll won’t show up. Yahoo ads won’t show up. Tried fixing it to no avail. Starting to get really frustrated. Thinking of giving up. Maybe I should pay someone to run this thing. Oh wait. Not making any money. Can’t pay anyone to do anything.
In the meantime, however, the world’s ugliest skirt and biggest waste of denim in all of the history of denim since Levi Strauss invented the fabric was spotted at the Grove.

There was a brief moment where I considered that maybe she’d done the laundry and accidentally threw in a bottle of Krazy Glue in there and all of the pants came out in a big welded hodge-podge of jean-ery and she tried to make the best of it. But then I noticed the fringe at the bottom and realized that this jeansplosion was intentional.

Do you think that fly in the back is functional? Just asking.

okay mr. skinny bones jones. could you be any more lazy and thin and pathetic? go to the gym or something.

I spotted these boobs on the other side of the walkway and while I was trying to get my camera straight they walked right up to me and planted themselves right in my face.

Thanks God. I love you too.

Lady. Seriously. Did you not read the post about the ripped pants?

I don’t know about you, lady (okay, maybe I DO know about you, but let’s pretend) but those 3 inches of upper thigh are probably not the region most people would choose to showcase. I’m just saying. You can do whatever you want, but that doesn’t make me any less perplexed.
But an honest question: If you wear those pants and you forgot to shave your legs, would you just shave the visible patch, would you go back and shave, or would you just let the pricklies hang out the slit?

First I noticed this one, with her thong hanging out the back of her shorts…

Then I was mesmerized by the ass mixed with the matching armband.

Then they started talking to each other, which was good, because if they existed independently I would have lost it.

Then, all of the sudden, this weird dry humping started and I had to stop watching.

Whenever I see this I think, “wow, that’s really courageous, she broke both arms and is still skating, that’s a girl I’d like to hang out with.” Then it registers and I think, “who the fuck cuts the feet off of their knee high socks and wears them on their arms? What exactly is this for? To prevent the ever insidious forearm sunburns? To cover up elbow hickies?”

I can’t get the images (or the ads) to show up here. I haven’t made any changes to ANYTHING so I don’t know why this is happening. I’m looking into it, though I’m not sure where to look.