Malingering’s World

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Hooray for bring your kid to work day!

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

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Blogroll won’t show up. Yahoo ads won’t show up. Tried fixing it to no avail. Starting to get really frustrated. Thinking of giving up. Maybe I should pay someone to run this thing. Oh wait. Not making any money. Can’t pay anyone to do anything.
In the meantime, however, the world’s ugliest skirt and biggest waste […]

okay mr. skinny bones jones. could you be any more lazy and thin and pathetic? go to the gym or something.

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I spotted these boobs on the other side of the walkway and while I was trying to get my camera straight they walked right up to me and planted themselves right in my face.

Thanks God. I love you too.

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Lady. Seriously. Did you not read the post about the ripped pants?
I don’t know about you, lady (okay, maybe I DO know about you, but let’s pretend) but those 3 inches of upper thigh are probably not the region most people would choose to showcase. I’m just saying. You can do whatever you want, but […]

First I noticed this one, with her thong hanging out the back of her shorts…

Then I was mesmerized by the ass mixed with the matching armband.

Then they started talking to each other, which was good, because if they existed independently I would have lost it.

Then, all of the sudden, this weird dry humping started and […]

Whenever I see this I think, “wow, that’s really courageous, she broke both arms and is still skating, that’s a girl I’d like to hang out with.” Then it registers and I think, “who the fuck cuts the feet off of their knee high socks and wears them on their arms? What exactly is this […]

I can’t get the images (or the ads) to show up here. I haven’t made any changes to ANYTHING so I don’t know why this is happening. I’m looking into it, though I’m not sure where to look.

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