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Archive for July, 2007

what to do about Barry

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Barry is here for three days as he tries to make his ‘roid record here in LA against the Dodgers. Of course I will be at the games… but what to do?
BoycottBarry.com is selling “Bondsfolds” to use to cover your eyes when he’s at bat. Get to the game early and you can buy one, […]

still pissing people off after all these years

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I spent part of today reading this message board about how mean I am and how I hate fat people and I am insecure and cruel and had bad parents and need therapy. It’s becoming so common that it’s not even very amusing anymore.
I’m just going to remind everyone that:
I DON’T ACTUALLY GET UPSET ABOUT PEOPLE’S CLOTHES. […]

barry is coming! barry is coming!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

 
Barry Bonds is at 754 in his steroid laced attempt to break Hank Aaron’s home run record. This means 1 HR to tie, 2 HR to break. And he’ll be at Dodger Stadium on Tuesday-Thursday.
I am ambivalent in oh so many ways. First off, do I care if he used steroids? At the time they […]

you people just hate me, don’t you

Friday, July 27th, 2007

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fighting the futile fight

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

A few months ago I tried to educate Los Angeles about the stupidity of this trend. I provided photographic evidence that this is flattering to no one. I have spent hours documenting the sequelae of bad footwear choices.

I have fought the hard fight. I’ve given it all I have. This just won’t end. Have I […]

which is more embarrassing?

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Forgetting to put on pants in the morning, or falling asleep in a pile of shrinky dinks?

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the creative arts

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

I think a really great tattoo would be a depiction of that time I was held hostage in my underwear by armed and enraged maniacs and I was almost killed but survived thanks to my cell phone and a few tricks I learned on 24…
Oh, someone already has that one.

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LA’s latest epidemic

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Public health notice:
There appears to be a virulent pathogen circling the greater Los Angeles area that results in strange oozing and growths at the site of the navel. Initially it appears benign and may take the mimic the shape of a flower or diamond, but this is simply one of its many clever adaptations to […]

not a metro rider

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

I’m a bit naive when it comes to this so-called blogosphere, and also rather nacrissistic as I only read about 3 blogs other than my own. So I tried to spread myself out and read a few LA blogs like Militant Angeleno and the Metro Rider guy (who wrote this post today on LAist and […]

that is not baseball attire

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

There are a few phrases that I find myself uttering repeatedly at baseball games: Let’s go Dodgers! or Hi Russell Martin! or I can’t eat anymore! or Just shut up and watch the game! but now the above phrase, “that is not baseball attire” is becoming rather prominent in my repertoire of utterances. Why […]