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angry man of the day

There was an older Italian man doing sit-ups on the beach. While he was exercising, a man was standing about 10 feet away, talking on his cell phone. This went on for several minutes, when suddenly Sit-Up Man bursts out in a tirade. “Thanks a lot for making me lose count of sit-ups! How is it you went to college and you’re still a moron?” The argument got so heated and ridiculous I felt sure they must be joking, but after multiple exchanges of “fuck you, moron!” and then Cell Phone Guy leaving in a huff, I realized they were completely serious.

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he best part is Sit Up Man’s scrotum, which was partially hanging out of his left short leg. Not a great photo, but I think you get the point.

What is wrong with people?

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6 Responses to “angry man of the day”

  1. Lordy, lordy, lordy . . . he’s exercising in a public place and complaining of the lack of silence? And who is kidding doing sit ups in those short shorts from the late ’70s/early ’80s? that is too funny . . .

    Diane - July 9th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

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    His nutsack brings out all the gawkers. :)

    Mushroom - July 9th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

  3. judging from his waistline, it is not the first time he has lost count doing situps….

    pigpen - July 9th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

  4. I think it’s quite obvious the sit-ups aren’t doing it for him.

    me - July 10th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

  5. he forgot to check that all his good were covered after he had pissed on the trees to mark his turf

    Dan - July 11th, 2007 at 9:39 am

  6. The scrotum also deserves a little airing out from all the heat inside, Mail. Give him a break. :-)

    DocUD - July 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am

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