LA’s latest epidemic
Public health notice:
There appears to be a virulent pathogen circling the greater Los Angeles area that results in strange oozing and growths at the site of the navel. Initially it appears benign and may take the mimic the shape of a flower or diamond, but this is simply one of its many clever adaptations to fool the unsuspecting host.
Currently there is no known cure. Scientists are working hard to battle this problem but the prognosis is grim. Despite close observation, they continue to multiply at an exponential rate.
As the disease progresses it appears to become more aggressive. There have been worries that these are actually alien parasites feeding off human hosts, working to implant themselves into the abdomen. If this is truly the case, this could be a sign of the apocalypse.
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You have to admit though - it is a handy spot to hook your keys onto so you don’t lose them. So much more convenient than trying to find them at the bottom of your purse.
wskrz - July 26th, 2007 at 3:47 pm