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Archive for August, 2007

12 inning success

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Sorry Nationals. You lose.

It was a very, very hot day. Something like 94 degrees for most of the game.

Yay for Russell Martin’s home run!

And yay for broken bats.

Furcal turns yet another double double play play.

Fick goes face first.

Russell in the run-down.

Saito came in the 9th with a 9-9 tie.

Kent scored the winning run in the […]

just a reminder…

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Still collecting donations for the Prostate Cancer Fight Gone Bad. Anything helps.

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meet rental man

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

August 29th marks the day I was introduced to a phenomenon I have been kept in the dark about for some time: RENTAL MAN. I am ashamed to say I have lived on the westside for so many years without ever coming to know RENTAL MAN the way I experienced today, but I feel certain […]

epitome of charm

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

This image wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the woman attached to this ass. She talked so loud that everyone in the restaurant was staring at her (except for the man she was with). We were 4 tables away and could hear everything out of her mouth. And everything into her mouth. She […]

damn bus

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Taking the bus to work in the mornings is driving me insane. By the time I get to work I am pissed off and grouchy and I feel like my day has started all wrong. It’s starting to make me crazy.
Like I said in the last post about public transportation woes, I take the bus to […]

viva los Dodgers

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

What better place to show off your boob hicky than at Viva Los Dodgers?

Every year since 1997, Dodger Stadium hosts the Viva Los Dodgers festival prior to the game. It is a celebration of the Latino community as well as a place to get a ton of free stuff. This was my first year in […]

no really, baseball is not boring

Friday, August 24th, 2007

But beer is definitely a depressant, as we can see here.

I really don’t understand how people can get comfy in these seats. I have a hard time being comfortable in them, and I am 1/3rd their size. Either the beer has numbed their senses or they are just amazingly tired.

Either way, baseball should be appreciated, […]

pigeon poon-tang

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

I was sitting in the grass enjoying a fine afternoon and all of the sudden these dirty nasty exhibitionists come up in front of me and splay out their pigeon privates as if this is Noah’s Ark or something. Freedom isn’t free, I can tell you that much.

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how many times do I have to say it?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

If you can’t keep your pants up, DON’T DO THE WAVE.

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not the South Bay

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

This poor man would never survive the South Bay way of life. Once he crossed into a beach city they would strap him down, wax him, yank his pants down about 4 inches and tattoo his back. I’m not sure what they’d do with his nightstick. I haven’t spent THAT much time down there.

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