starting off on the wrong foot
I went to the AVP Beach Volleyball Open this weekend. The man behind me eyed my Dodger hat and said “are you lost? Were you looking for Dodger Stadium?”
“No,” I said.
“Some Dodger fan. You’re here watching volleyball instead!” he snickers to his friends. *Nudge nudge aren’t I funny*
“They’re in St. Louis.”
“Huh?”
“They’re on the road.”
“I don’t get it.”
“I know.”
Okay dickwad, I have had one of the shittier weekends of recent memory and I go to the beach and I keep to myself and I don’t talk to or look at a single person and you have to try to make conversation by suggesting the evil of all evils, a lack of loyalty to my Dodgers.
You don’t know who you’re messing with, asswipe. You can insult my mother or call me names or piss on my car or whatever else you instigating types like to do, but you do NOT question my loyalty to that baseball team. Do you hear me? I have been to over 30 games this season. I drove to San Francisco and Phoenix to watch them play. I flew to Denver and endued a goddamn thunderstorm to cheer for them and watch them lose. I will not tolerate your ridiculous and unfounded accusations for the purpose of amusing your moronic friends. Do you hear me?
That being said, what would it be like if every person who ever wore a Dodger cap attended every Dodger game? The stadium would be full of confused tourists who thought they were just getting a nice souvenir from Los Angeles and a bunch of 8 year old boys who play little league and buses of men from the retirement communities trying to keep the sun out of their eyes. It would be mass chaos. However the upside is that gang activity would be vastly diminished until the off-season.
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