This image wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the woman attached to this ass. She talked so loud that everyone in the restaurant was staring at her (except for the man she was with). We were 4 tables away and could hear everything out of her mouth. And everything into her mouth. She complained about the quality of the poached egg atop her eggs benedict and then proceeded to shove the entire thing into her mouth. In one bite. Our mouths dropped open. Then she yelled at the waitress again. Then when she wanted whatever was left over (nothing more than a piece of toast), to the utter shock of the kitchen staff she invited herself back into the kitchen and took a sheet of foil out to wrap up the toast. Incredible.
August 29th, 2007 - 5:27 am
She must be desperate to pull those things out of her front wedgie, she just MUST be dying to tug it down. Hell, I don’t like her but even I want to pull it down for her. Get your shorts out of the crotch crease for the love of God! I’m thanking you for saving us the front of this view.
September 10th, 2007 - 4:15 am
That’s an ‘Ass Ate My Shorts’ sight for sure.