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Archive for September, 2007

see you at spring training…

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

I went to 37 home games, 6 away games and had 1 rain out (in Colorado). I ate dozens of Dodger Dogs, 3 plates of nachos and a few tubs of garlic fries, 2 ice cream cookies, and 5 root beer floats. I got smacked by a line drive and ended up in the emergency […]

the cadillac of purses

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

No, it really is.

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today’s question: why are you wearing those shorts?

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

There are a lot of things that baffle my mind: ass implants, dog strollers, oversized SUVs, stuff that no matter how hard I think about them I still can’t rationalize their existence. Today’s mind boggling situation revolves around shorts. As in “why the fuck would you put those on?”
My guess is that if I asked […]

a few from last night’s Dodger Game

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Yes the Dodgers are toast for the season. Yes, the dissention in the clubhouse is turning into Days of Our Lives. Yes, they lost last night making their record for the last 9 games 1-8.
But I got some good pictures.
Here we have Russell Martin trying to break up a double play. It didn’t work.

And […]

everybody needs a villain

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

We all need to blame someone or something for what we find to be out of our control. You can choose Bin Laden or gluten or Republicans or vaccines or Victoria’s Secret or terrorists or Ugg boots or steroids or George W. Bush, but regardless of the issue, we seek explanations for the ways of […]

necessity is the mother of invention

Monday, September 24th, 2007

However this is entirely unnecessary.

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at this point i wish i were autistic

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Or at least socially detached enough that this stuff wouldn’t bother me.
Unfortunately I’m not.
The gluten free/ casein free people are over on my friend’s blog wreaking havoc. There are accusations flying left and right. People come soaring in with some insane agenda and then force feed the rest of the world their earth […]

i don’t need to say anything, right?

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

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the gluten free/ casein free story

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I am still working on the autism research. To me, research means looking through peer reviewed articles on PubMed. It does not mean Googling a few words and believing everything I read because it showed up when I clicked “I’m feeling lucky” though apparently that’s what Jenny McCarthy does and it’s good enough to help […]

one week till prostate day

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I even went topless this time.
I really would like to be the top fundraiser at my gym, so I can be number 1 at something. Right now there are people gaining on me. I do not like this at all. Even $5 will help me get there.
I set a goal of $2500 and I’m […]