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three of a kind

Cell phone girl’s friends were equally as interesting, as they enjoyed dancing like maniacs with such enthusiasm that they came close to falling over the railing at least 4 times. For this reason I had to keep the camera poised and ready throughout the entire game. As luck would have it, they stayed mostly upright.

All of them had wrist tattoos for some reason. I wish I had friends I liked so much that I would do something really tacky and lame just because they were doing it.

Then there was this general mess of disorganization. It took me a second to figure out what belonged to what and where those things should have been. Then I realized all of it needed to be covered up in one way or another, as it really was just a lot of slop.

For the past two years I’ve been trying to make my point that tube tops don’t flatter anyone. Maybe I was proven wrong.

Maybe not.

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2 Responses to “three of a kind”

  1. Some people need to learn what flatters their body type and what doesn’t.

    Morven - September 14th, 2007 at 11:53 am

  2. This is one heaping pile of What-The-Fuck. That lady at the top….wow. She put a whole lot of effort in her hair and makeup looking like that.

    Kate Shepard - September 15th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

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