there are times I wish I had big boobs
Today on the radio I heard an interview with Alyssa Milano. She said the following things:
1) She will be a baseball analyst on some TBS (or TNT I can’t rememeber which) show next year. I’m looking forward to hearing about which pitchers have the biggest penises and how this affects their pitch count.
2) She couldn’t afford season tickets until 4 years ago. Let me point out that her season tickets are in the area that costs $400 per seat/game. $400 x 81 home games x 4 seats = $129,600. The Dodgers have season ticket plans that are as low as $3 per seat/game, so obviously she couldn’t afford to not sit with the regular people. Get over it, Alyssa. If you loved the game that much, you would tolerate sitting with the peons. But then you wouldn’t be close enough to the dugout to offer your services after the game. I get it.
3) She said, “it wasn’t until a few years ago that I gained a unique perspective on the game.” You mean the unique perspective where you started banging pitchers? That certainly is unique. Does it qualify you to be a baseball analyst and write a baseball blog?
Sometimes life isn’t fair.
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WHAT?! Her? A baseball analyst?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
I guess her “unique perspective” is from the end of the bed when she’s blowing one of the players. Yeah, that’s a unique perspective alright….
wskrz - September 18th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Why doesnt she just GO AWAY.
No one likes her and her trashy clothes! We know she’s just an overgrown groupie!
That fact that she is getting a GIG as a baseball analyst bc she FUCKED some of the players in UNREAL.
PUKE
Disgusted - September 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
This is hilarious!
If I have to read one more time that her love of baseball began when she was watching on her father’s lap…yeah, that’s where her love of the sausage began.
akd - September 22nd, 2007 at 7:43 pm
So glad we are on the same page on this one!
Babe - September 25th, 2007 at 1:14 pm