where fake hair goes to die
While they’ve been selling a lot of fake hair at mall kiosks, I felt pretty sure that the synthetic $2.99 hair-on-a-scrunchi had gone to accessory heaven.
Please note that she is wearing her mall hair all wrong. The whole point is to cover your nasty over-processed ho hair with the pretty stolen-from-a-European-REAL-HAIR-we-promise hair so no one knows you have split ends and a bad dye job. This defeats the purpose entirely.
It still isn’t as bad at the Rite Aid hair which apparently did not die, it just relocated to Disneyland.
I don’t care how old the kid is, this is not okay. There are so many other cute fluffy little things one can put on one’s noggin that whatever possessed an adult to make a purchase like this for her child should really be discussed with a mental health professional. I propose we put an age limit on these things (18 and over) so that if someone shows up wearing this waxy fake hair crap, we’ll know they weren’t coerced into it by a threatening and abusive parent.
We know this woman did it entirely on her own.
Now this is just me, but I would think that since at most drug stores the hair dye and the cheap hair accessories are in the same aisle, it wouldn’t take much effort to try to match the two. When you pick up a box of hair dye that says “tacky maroon” you should know it is not the same color as the “bouncin’ brunette” hair piece that you grabbed off the shelf 3 seconds earlier.
I would also like everyone to pause and reflect on the tiny white faux pearls that bring this look together.
Okay, you can stop now.
At least we have the answer. Fake hair goes to the Happiest Place on Earth to live out its final days. It’s not a horrible demise, really. There are worse places to end up. Let’s just hope it stays there.
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