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Archive for September, 2007

yet another angry customer

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I was watching the Venice Beach rollerskaters, as I love to do because it reminds me of Sundays in Central Park. Of course I had the camera, I don’t go anywhere without it. I shot a few photos of this woman who does some amazing turns, and out of the corner of my eye, I […]

where fake hair goes to die

Friday, September 21st, 2007

While they’ve been selling a lot of fake hair at mall kiosks, I felt pretty sure that the synthetic $2.99 hair-on-a-scrunchi had gone to accessory heaven.

Please note that she is wearing her mall hair all wrong. The whole point is to cover your nasty over-processed ho hair with the pretty stolen-from-a-European-REAL-HAIR-we-promise hair so no one […]

any excuse to show your gut ring

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

The guys behind me were shouting “the HOs need an O!”
I told them the O is the asshole and they could probably see it later for a small fee.
We felt kind of bad for E, since the girls must hate her and didn’t tell her that the top is supposed to be WHITE. She probably […]

there are times I wish I had big boobs

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Today on the radio I heard an interview with Alyssa Milano. She said the following things:
1) She will be a baseball analyst on some TBS (or TNT I can’t rememeber which) show next year. I’m looking forward to hearing about which pitchers have the biggest penises and how this affects their pitch count.
2) She couldn’t […]

hunger strike

Monday, September 17th, 2007

**even if you don’t feel like reading this, please click on the “soy makes you gay” link as it is priceless**
A few months back I decided that I was going to try to be a healthier person and be more conscious about what I eat and drink so that I could dress like a skank […]

dodger stadium roadkill

Monday, September 17th, 2007

I don’t know what animal this is. It’s something like a skunky-squirrel-weasel thing on steroids. Either way, it’s been laying dead on Dodger Stadium property for at least five days. I first spotted it on Tuesday, it seemed sort of freshly dead at that point. Thursday it was starting to collect some flies, and Saturday […]

the hand is rewarded

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Three months after the Hand Incident which involved me getting hit by a line drive, almost fainting, getting wheeled through Dodger Stadium on a gurney and spending the whole game in the first aid area, I was finally given free tickets to a Dodger game to make up for my pain and misery.

Special thanks […]

rafael furcal: en fuego

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

He stole 4 bases today, and 8 so far on this homestand. I love it. Dodger games are fun again!

He also gave Stephen Drew a whole lotta man love today.

We were starting to wonder if they had something going on.

Didn’t matter who was pitching, he kept running.

His four steals today was a career high. Go […]

taking a look at autism

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Recently, one of my most favorite kids (see above) was diagnosed with autism. In my heart of hearts I believe that by the time he is 5 that label diagnosis will be hardly apparent because he is fun and social and different than every autistic kid I have ever worked with, however in the meantime […]

driving in LA: you can’t win

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

I try to be a careful and considerate driver, and still I piss everyone off.

Today I was waiting to turn right. I see a pedestrian push the crosswalk button, so I deduce he is going to cross the street. Then he gets the walk sign. But he doesn’t cross. I wait 2 seconds and finally […]