I was watching the Venice Beach rollerskaters, as I love to do because it reminds me of Sundays in Central Park. Of course I had the camera, I don’t go anywhere without it. I shot a few photos of this woman who does some amazing turns, and out of the corner of my eye, I […]
While they’ve been selling a lot of fake hair at mall kiosks, I felt pretty sure that the synthetic $2.99 hair-on-a-scrunchi had gone to accessory heaven.
Please note that she is wearing her mall hair all wrong. The whole point is to cover your nasty over-processed ho hair with the pretty stolen-from-a-European-REAL-HAIR-we-promise hair so no one […]
The guys behind me were shouting “the HOs need an O!”
I told them the O is the asshole and they could probably see it later for a small fee.
We felt kind of bad for E, since the girls must hate her and didn’t tell her that the top is supposed to be WHITE. She probably […]
Today on the radio I heard an interview with Alyssa Milano. She said the following things:
1) She will be a baseball analyst on some TBS (or TNT I can’t rememeber which) show next year. I’m looking forward to hearing about which pitchers have the biggest penises and how this affects their pitch count.
2) She couldn’t […]
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A few months back I decided that I was going to try to be a healthier person and be more conscious about what I eat and drink so that I could dress like a skank […]
I don’t know what animal this is. It’s something like a skunky-squirrel-weasel thing on steroids. Either way, it’s been laying dead on Dodger Stadium property for at least five days. I first spotted it on Tuesday, it seemed sort of freshly dead at that point. Thursday it was starting to collect some flies, and Saturday […]
Three months after the Hand Incident which involved me getting hit by a line drive, almost fainting, getting wheeled through Dodger Stadium on a gurney and spending the whole game in the first aid area, I was finally given free tickets to a Dodger game to make up for my pain and misery.
Special thanks […]
He stole 4 bases today, and 8 so far on this homestand. I love it. Dodger games are fun again!
He also gave Stephen Drew a whole lotta man love today.
We were starting to wonder if they had something going on.
Didn’t matter who was pitching, he kept running.
His four steals today was a career high. Go […]
Recently, one of my most favorite kids (see above) was diagnosed with autism. In my heart of hearts I believe that by the time he is 5 that label diagnosis will be hardly apparent because he is fun and social and different than every autistic kid I have ever worked with, however in the meantime […]
I try to be a careful and considerate driver, and still I piss everyone off.
Today I was waiting to turn right. I see a pedestrian push the crosswalk button, so I deduce he is going to cross the street. Then he gets the walk sign. But he doesn’t cross. I wait 2 seconds and finally […]