Cell phone girl’s friends were equally as interesting, as they enjoyed dancing like maniacs with such enthusiasm that they came close to falling over the railing at least 4 times. For this reason I had to keep the camera poised and ready throughout the entire game. As luck would have it, they stayed mostly upright. […]
If you happen to purchase a top that’s a little too big or simply doesn’t have any pockets, don’t worry! You can store your cell phone, ATM card, ipod nano, whatever you like in the extra cleavage area. For items that are cold sensitive, slip them underneath the boob flap for extra warmth.
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Okay, I get it now. The whole world exists as to conspire against me. This is all an evil plan and I am the center of the whole thing. Everything is around me is here just to piss me off. Seriously. I have proof. First I complain about Uggs and American Girl dolls and what […]
On a serious note: this whole Everett thing is really depressing. I was a gymnast for many years, and I remember hearing about other gymnasts become paralyzed after bad falls. It absolutely makes me feel sick to my stomach…
So here’s to all of the gymnasts who were paralyzed because of their love of the sport. […]
I had almost moved away from the topic of preadolescent whoring until I came across this. A padded bra at Limited Too. I’m pretty sure Limited Too targets girls ages 6-12 since the sizes only go up to a 14 and that’s a prepubescent size for sure. So why are we selling them padded bras?
I […]
Maybe I’m a prude or just a sexless cat lady, but there should be a law about maintaining a safety buffer of a 3 inch radius around men’s genitalia that needs to be covered outside of the home. Walking around now possesses a great risk of being shocked at the sight of a stranger’s penis. […]
A few days ago, I posted this disaster which I was rather pleased with and felt I’d hit some sort of ridiculousness jackpot, but then what do you know, a few days later I stumble upon what must be her sister and this sort of consistency amongst defects is not all that common and appears […]
My Flickr buddy T&D absolutely loves the sagging look. (Please click on the link. You will die laughing. And you will wonder why she isn’t writing this instead of me.) So I honor her with my Labor Day collection of low ridin’ pants at Venice Beach.
This is the only one man enough to wear boxer […]
I asked the great Jesus Clam for a sign that my life would move in a more positive direction, and the clam sent me this: The perfect trifecta of fashion disasters all rolled into one. The ginormous butterfly, the exploding muffin top, and the not so subtle line of crack tell me that the world […]
As you may or may not know, I’ve been trying out the Zone diet for the past month. I lost a few pounds, but I felt pretty sure that this was from quantity restriction and not the Zone itself. So I started doing a little research.
First off, I had to try to understand insulin:glucagon ratios […]