I’m not THIs unlucky, fortunately, but it’s been a very crappy day and it’s barely 10am. Went to the gym and sprained my ankle, so now it hurts to walk or stand or put in the clutch so driving is a bitch. Then I find out some unfortunatel soul pulling a crane had his vehicle […]
Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.
I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby […]
The original post:
“Yeah, you’ll have to talk louder, they’re like trying to honor some guy Jack or something, I can’t hear you too well.” (As Hank Aaron and Frankie Robinson threw out the first pitch. Note the standing ovation going on around her.)
Today’s troll response:
As Hank Aaron and Frankie Robinson threw out the first pitch.
Note […]
I’m going to try something new, and post my workouts online to keep me honest. This is entirely self-serving and you need not read it (at all).
1 mile run
20 rounds of
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 bodyweight squats
1 mile run
46:26
My arms feel so weak. I can hardly type.
Viewed 8749 times by 1329 viewers
I hope Bill and Michelle eventually end up with a better car than that.
Hey Bill and Michelle!! I told you that I would email you when I got a car that I thought fit into your budget that you had originally stated. I have a 2000 Ford Taurus, it does have a few […]
I’ve made it very clear on my position on white pants. So if people insist on wearing them, know that my mockery will be inevitable. Accept it as the truth.
white pants and panty lines
Fuck that’s sexy.
Viewed 10686 times by 1477 viewers
What the hell just happened?
I went to sleep, woke up, and there were 5 new frozen yogurt places. All of them feature two flavors.
Damn Pinkberry. What ever happened to Penguins? TCBY?
Oddly, all of these stores were run entirely by Asian Americans. It must be the 10% of Asians that are lactose tolerant because I […]
Twenty? Forty-five?
I have tried to convey my irritation in words. I attempted to spread the word with photographic evidence. I hoped that someone, somewhere would think twice about putting this spandex sausage casing over their belly and leaving the house.
Please click here. I cried after laughing so hard. (Scroll down).
Viewed 9330 times by 1654 viewers
I have informed this person SEVERAL times he has the wrong person. Now I’m considering showing up to one of these things since I have the invitation. Too bad it’s 2000 miles away.
PHIBS,
I know everyone is anxious about our orders. I am
working on getting them approved. If IDTT funds are
still not available tomorrow, I will […]
Sorry, I know the RSS feed is messed up. Since I don’t know what to do I am having my “tech support” person look at it. We’ll try to get it fixed ASAP.
Viewed 10697 times by 1555 viewers