Malingering’s World

I’m not THIs unlucky, fortunately, but it’s been a very crappy day and it’s barely 10am. Went to the gym and sprained my ankle, so now it hurts to walk or stand or put in the clutch so driving is a bitch. Then I find out some unfortunatel soul pulling a crane had his vehicle spin out of control, and the crane flipped and blocked the 405 going in both directions. The poor guy died, and I can’t get to work.

It takes me an hour to get to work via the 10 and 110 and I get to work by 9 and there’s no parking. At all. So I have to park far away from my office and limp gingerly to our building which takes me over 20 minutes, so now I’m late, I’m in pain, and as I’m limping I see an asshole who has taken up two parking spots, one of which could have been MINE and prevented all of that limping.

Let’s see what else this wondrous day has in store.

Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.

I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby food, but what’s the need to show it off? Everyone already knows you put out, you’ve got the offspring hanging off your teet to prove it. Hopefully whatever kind gentleman donated his genetic material to make the baby is providing a little financial support, at least enough to prevent her from working the streets 3 months postpartum. So where does this come from?

I personally don’t find it acceptable for a young and impressionable child to be subjected to his mother dressing like a two-bit whore. For one, it normalizes the behavior so the kid goes to nursery school and wonders why the 3 year olds aren’t showing more cleavage. Second, it reinforces the idea that it’s okay for your role model to be a sex object. While I have read Freud and understand his general concept, now that we’re in the 21st century, I don’t think we have to take things this far. What would Melanie Klein say about the good breast-bad breast if she knew they were both on display for the general public?

Come on ladies. We know you have tits. We know you skimp on the birth control. We can figure that out on our own. We don’t really need it thrown in our faces like this.

The original post:

“Yeah, you’ll have to talk louder, they’re like trying to honor some guy Jack or something, I can’t hear you too well.” (As Hank Aaron and Frankie Robinson threw out the first pitch. Note the standing ovation going on around her.)

Today’s troll response:

As Hank Aaron and Frankie Robinson threw out the first pitch.
Note the standing ovation going on around the douche bag taking covert pictures of people living their lives, and then said douche bag posts their pictures on the internet in order to make broad, cynical and snarky criticisms about complete strangers, and to encourage other vapidly snarky nerds to do the same.
Oh, if only the world were as perfect as you think it should be… oh, wait, then what would there be for you complain about, as those complaints you make bolster your belief you’re better than all others.

I’m guessing troll season is the inverse of baseball season, maybe? Now that it’s cooling off, people are getting bored…

Later I got this from the same guy. Poor idiot has no idea that sometimes I take photos of breast implants and then we time how long it takes for certain perverts to show up and how many hits I will get relative to my other photos. I call them “perv bait.” Redteam calls it “black magic.” Anyway, that’s what this photo was for.

Apparently it upset this tittie seeking troll a great deal, and he got his little panties all in a twist for no reason at all. Poor guy.

tall_scguy says:
there’s a photo taken of a woman who is about to speak, and because her mouth is open in the shot, the suggestion is she’s prone to oral sex and is therefore a whore or a person not worthy of your respect? That’s INSANE.
Should you respect teh person who captured this image to post on a web site in order to imply she has no value as a person? Jesus, it’s got to be crowded up there on your all’s holier than thou pedastal you’re all crammed up on.
Look at her abs. She’s a gorgeous woman in crazy shape. That her implants threaten you is a YOU problem. Stop looking. Stop judging.
What sort of people take covert photos of random strangers and then ridicule them on the basis that their belief sets aren’t worthy?
I wonder if people stare at photographs of your body or choice of clothing and grimly mutter in disgust, “So vain.” I doubt it. I doubt people find photographs of you to be of any interest at all.

P.S. This is where tall_scguy (and his wife) spend their free time.

Scroll down for his comment:
you are simply perfect. be proud. amazing. you make this site better. write me and my wife, we’d LOVE to play… tall_scguy@yahoo.com

Tall SC guy, this one’s for you.

I’m going to try something new, and post my workouts online to keep me honest. This is entirely self-serving and you need not read it (at all).

1 mile run
20 rounds of
5 pull-ups
10 push-ups
15 bodyweight squats
1 mile run

46:26

My arms feel so weak. I can hardly type.

I hope Bill and Michelle eventually end up with a better car than that.

Hey Bill and Michelle!! I told you that I would email you when I got a car that I thought fit into your budget that you had originally stated. I have a 2000 Ford Taurus, it does have a few miles on it, but it is mechanically sound! I would really like for you guys to come up and drive it! If you have any questions, please feel free to call me! Thanks again. I hope to hear from you in the near future!!

Sincereley,

Robert Smith

I’ve made it very clear on my position on white pants. So if people insist on wearing them, know that my mockery will be inevitable. Accept it as the truth.

white pants and panty lines

Fuck that’s sexy.

What the hell just happened?

I went to sleep, woke up, and there were 5 new frozen yogurt places. All of them feature two flavors.

Damn Pinkberry. What ever happened to Penguins? TCBY?

Oddly, all of these stores were run entirely by Asian Americans. It must be the 10% of Asians that are lactose tolerant because I can’t even look at creamy dairy stuff without getting diarrhea.

Usually yogurt isn’t so bad for my bowels, but I still don’t get it.

I don’t understand what is so special about this “new” yogurt, and I really don’t understand why we need more yogurt places than Starbucks on one street. At least coffee has a function: it keeps you awake. What is the point of one flavor of $4/cup frozen yogurt?

I will never understand trends. I just need to stop thinking about things.

Twenty? Forty-five?

I have tried to convey my irritation in words. I attempted to spread the word with photographic evidence. I hoped that someone, somewhere would think twice about putting this spandex sausage casing over their belly and leaving the house.

Please click here. I cried after laughing so hard. (Scroll down).

I have informed this person SEVERAL times he has the wrong person. Now I’m considering showing up to one of these things since I have the invitation. Too bad it’s 2000 miles away.

PHIBS,

BMCS

Sorry, I know the RSS feed is messed up. Since I don’t know what to do I am having my “tech support” person look at it. We’ll try to get it fixed ASAP.