Malingering’s World

One reason I am glad the baseball season is over is that I won’t have to look at any more asscrack seated in front of me. This one’s pants were so low that even when she pulled them up, you could still see crack. It just varied in size, from dime slot to credit card swiping machine. Adjust as she might, it kept coming out. What the hell was she doing, waiting for me to give her a pap smear or something?

Eventually I changed seats. Not only was she showing crack, but she had a really really loud annoying laugh, no knowledge of baseball, and her friend was wearing so much cologne that I was starting to get hypoxic.

Come on people. You can’t tell me you don’t feel the breeze whistling through your butt cheeks. It’s not sexy to look at your shithole. Time to move on to a new trend.

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