Malingering’s World

I was shocked and amazed that the amount of makeup (in contrast with the lack of clothing) on these girls. They were about 14 (15 at the most) and were dressed liked little hootchies. Every time they walked by, my mouth would drop open, and people would mutter “my parents never would have let me out of the house like that.” Apparently not the case here.

This was the most conservative of the bunch, because she wasn’t trying to push her teenage baby fat into a Wonderbra to make statuatory cleavage.

Then we have Miss “my beaver likes to gnaw on denim” here, whose shorts covered nothing at all.

Girls. This is not okay. You have on more makeup than shorts. That’s wrong.

Then we have what appeared to be the ringleader, as she was bossing them around and leading intermittent trips to the bathroom so that they could all fix their makeup. I almost recommended they touch it up by getting rid of it and acting like people who still have 7 years before they can legally purchase a drink.

No no no no. We do not need you kids wearing skirts that short. Plus it wasn’t hot out. in fact, I had on a Dodger jacket and a blanket because it was hovering around 59 degrees. Why would you want that sort of cold air blowing up your almost-a-skirt? None of the answers to that question are acceptable.

So this is what the world is coming to: 14 year olds in mini skirts and tank tops and globs of makeup hanging out at baseball games giggling and waving at people. It is a wonder I still have motivation to live.

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