lucky charm
Move over, Alyssa Cougar-Vagina Milano. While you have helped kill the careers of 3 different major league pitchers, my mere presence makes rookies hit their first major league home runs.
You may think I am speaking out of my ass, but I have photographic evidence that my cheering and incessant encouragement has helped every one of these rookies hit their first home run at Dodger Stadium.
Russell Martin after his first home run (this was before I bought the Nikon, can you tell?):

P.S. I was pleased to find that one of my photos is used for Russell Martin’s profile on Wikipedia. Yay! Better than those stupid MLB photos.
I seem to have a certain special effect on my Asian peeps, as I was there for Nomo’s first hit back in 1995, Hee Seop Choi’s 3 home run game in 2004, and the home runs of Kuo and Hu. They should pay me to sit there and cheer for the Asians. Just an idea. Maybe Ned Colletti will draft me. I’m certainly a better pick up than Esteban Loaiza.
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