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how many times must I express my hatred for tube tops?

Twenty? Forty-five?

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I have tried to convey my irritation in words. I attempted to spread the word with photographic evidence. I hoped that someone, somewhere would think twice about putting this spandex sausage casing over their belly and leaving the house.

Please click here. I cried after laughing so hard. (Scroll down).

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10 Responses to “how many times must I express my hatred for tube tops?”

  1. Tube tops even make skinny people look bad. I’m not sure why fashion creates things that make people look horrid, and I’m not sure why people buy & wear them.

    Matthew Brown - October 24th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

  2. Malingering, why SHOULD you care about the bodies of OTHER (as in, NOT YOUR OWN) women? Why this obsession? What gives you the RIGHT to decide what is acceptable body types and what is not?

    You seem to be suffering from a very bad case of menopause plus low self-esteem, maybe you have self-hatred because you’re a mutt, you’re sexually repressed, you haven’t embraced TRUE feminist ideals (you know, those that state that women’s bodies are their own, and not to be bound by society’s rules…) There must be a reason why you feel the need to be so judgemental towards people that haven’t done anything to you and which you don’t even know! There must be a reason why you feel the need to act like a school bully and a complete idiot at your age.

    You are the ultimate bitter woman, poor thing.

    Bitch_Please! - October 27th, 2007 at 12:40 am

  3. I should have said, you’re a mutt in a two-faced white man’s world, which you seem to be desparetely trying to embrace. The obsession with a certain body type which you (and white society) is trying to impose on everyone, the obsession to make others conform, the poorly concealed hatred towards races that are more comfortable with their bodies than the standard white society and their wannabes…sad!

    Bitch_Please! - October 27th, 2007 at 12:47 am

  4. Hmm. That’s funny, I thought I was talking about a tube top.

    I’m also confused about the racism thing. I want to be White, and I am criticizing someone (in a tube top) who is White, and the world is White, and this makes me racist how?

    malingering - October 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  5. hey Bitch_Please!

    malingering isn’t the only one whose retinas burn at such sights. it’s appalling! seeing people wear ill-fitting, offensive (to me) clothing seriously makes me want to quit my job and spend 5 hours a day at the gym to avoid any chance of ever getting that heavy.

    my mom, stepmom and most of my female cousins are overweight, if not obese. i ain’t no twig, myself. if they ever tried to put on an outfit like that, i’d have to tell them that they look like $5 hookers. it’s called dressing for your body type. oprah will tell you all about it!

    huro! - October 27th, 2007 at 6:58 pm

  6. Bitch_Please! is inferring that Malingering is a racist because certain races like their women fat and in tube tops? I’m guessing that is what is meant by that comment, although it was a cryptic way of saying it. What is the standard white society and who are their wannabes? Last I checked, standard white society is mostly overweight. So, does that make the races that like overweight women in tube tops their wannabes? Or would the standard whites be the wannabes of those races? I’m so confused.

    In any case, I don’t think it is a race issue but a societal one or even personal preference. People who like overweight women in tube tops most likely aren’t going to care what Malingering thinks. I’m not sure why you care either.

    cmgrowl - October 27th, 2007 at 10:07 pm

  7. You are the ultimate bitter woman, poor thing.

    bitch_please…seems you really know bitterness, poor thing

    bbd - October 27th, 2007 at 10:25 pm

  8. I’m with bitch_please. I think the tube top in the photo is totally HAWT and I plan to wear something similar to my next wedding. You’re all just WASP haters. All my tribe get together and wear tube tops and speedos once a year at the pow-wows. The rest of you should all get some g-strings and a life.

    tequilaanddonuts - October 28th, 2007 at 12:34 am

  9. tequilaanddonuts, you crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dawnhammy - October 29th, 2007 at 7:16 am

  10. You are all clueless. She’s not overweight. She’s smuggling a de-boxed box wine into a game, right? We have a friend who used to do this. (For added comedic value, he’d put the spigot in his fly to dispense.)

    PJ Bird - October 30th, 2007 at 9:05 pm

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