Malingering’s World

but you can keep yur muffin!

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Usually things slow down come autumn, but within 3 minutes I ran into this, which is something like a groundhog promising 6 more weeks of midriffs and muffin tops.

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Not really, but my boyfriend really likes John O’ Groats so it sort of works.
I’ve been going here for brunch for a good 8 years now and I have never been disappointed, either with the food or the people watching. The most difficult part is trying to balance out taking photos of the collagen lipped […]

My boyfriend and I went to a coffee shop today and he ordered chocolate milk. They said “we don’t have that here.” A quick scan of the menu showed the following items:
milk
cafe mocha
iced mocha
chocolate cappuccino
blended mocha cappuccino
hot chocolate
Well pardon my rudeness but my initial and uncensored reaction was “how can you not have chocolate milk?”
She […]

Ever since I opened my gmail account, I’ve been getting a ton of misdirected e-mail. It is absolutely out of control. My best friend and I have been laughing about this for years, but now it’s time to share it with everyone else…
Names have been removed, everything else remains unedited.
Hi Mrs.______,
_____’s behavior is not always […]

Mom is popping his zit. Girl is there with a towel to sop up the pus. It’s the 4th inning. This is not a joke.

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After a year of trying to use my Treo for useful things, I’ve broken down bought an old school day planner. On 5 different occasions the Treo has taken it upon itself to erase random appointments, which each time has led to rather embarrassing situations. It would also erase those appointments when I would sync […]

I am embarrassed to live in a place where a Playboy Bunny who believes she is an Indigo Mom and her son is a Crystal Child (formerly known as autistic) is now influencing new parents into not having their children vaccinated with her new title as TACA spokesperson.
What is this insanity?
How many scientific, peer-reviewed studies […]

Okay okay. Now I get it. Someone showed me this article today explaining that the Rockies are a Christian franchise and Holliday attends team prayer sessions. Now I don’t know what to think.
I mean, there are a few Christian franchises I really enjoy, like Chic-Fil-A and In-N-Out, but in baseball?

Music filled with obscenities, wildly […]

I was shocked and amazed that the amount of makeup (in contrast with the lack of clothing) on these girls. They were about 14 (15 at the most) and were dressed liked little hootchies. Every time they walked by, my mouth would drop open, and people would mutter “my parents never would have let me […]