I work for the county, so I’m well trained to respect all county holidays. I am also certain that the LADOT observes all major holidays and allows parking in the street sweeping restricted areas on holidays. Santa Monica, however, apparently doesn’t give a shit about the veterans and happily tickets on their special day, which […]
There is something incredibly disturbing about seeing drunk 16 year olds in public on a Wednesday night, tripping over each other and giggling in drunken stupor only to return to their new cars that mommy and daddy bought them for their sweet sixteen so that they can drive home with reckless abandon to try to […]
I suppose there are worse places for you to let your kid walk barefoot, since Disneyland does a good job of sweeping the ground the second a churro hits the pavement, and at least we know there is a low chance of stepping in dog shit. But still, knowing her feet have probably stepped in […]
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I think today Andy thought it would be fun to kill us in every possible way, because he’s getting over the stomach flu and was feeling vengeful. I know he got a great deal of joy knowing that I won’t be able to walk tomorrow and probably goes to sleep at night giggling maniacally thinking […]
It wasn’t that hot out, but I guess she was warm, even though everyone says those boots are supposed to cool you off and keep your feet cool as a sheep. Either that or she just wanted to show everyone her belly, in which case her wish is my command.
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More birthday antics:
While I was on my drunken rampage, I came across this guy, who had a number two pencil behind his ear. Of course I couldn’t resist myself so I marched up to him and said, “hey, are you about to fill out a scantron?”
He told me no, that he was at an […]
Today’s Workout (not for time)
2 rounds
10 muscle ups - with mini rubber band
20 windmills -10 on each side with 30# dumbbell
20 weighted sit-ups - 15# dumbbell behind the head
20 dumbbell bench presses (round 1 - 25# dumbbells/round 2 - 30# dumbbells)
I was using the mini-band for muscle-up assistance and now I have a row of […]
It’s getting “cold” in Los Angeles. Well, for everyone but them:
Who needs the weather channel anymore? You can tell when the temperature drops because the sandals turn to Uggs.
I understand that it’s dropped to a chilly 64 degrees here in Los Angeles and we should all take refuge inside until March, but why is that […]
I often wonder where these people find their inspiration, and also where they find the balls to walk around like this. I’m thinking this is Gold Guy on the Promenade + raccoon in the garbage bin + Japanese street fashion = this clothesplosion.
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